Pitchfork: What’s the music scene like in Minneapolis?
James Brooks: There isn’t a scene.
(“Rising: Elite Gymnastics,” 8/24/11)
Other scenes the Twin Cities don’t have
A surfing sceneA mountain-climbing scene
A reality TV scene
A tap-dance scene
A hatmaking scene
A krumping scene
A crumpet scene
An after-2-a.m. scene
Scenes the Twin Cities do have
A Nativity scene scene
A curling scene
A Zubaz scene
A Rollerblading scene
An Ugg boots scene
A potato-sack-racing scene
A white rap scene
A cat show scene
A bro scene
An “I Heart MinneSNOWta” sweatshirt scene
A car battery warmer scene
A competitive snow-shoveling scene
A Zamboni scene
A cupcake scene
A gay hipster biking scene
A jorts scene
An outline-of-the-state-of-Minnesota tattoo scene
A butter scene
A food-on-a-stick scene
An advanced tumbling scene
A torta scene
A #30day scene
A wearing-brown-not-black-to-art-openings scene
- Jay Gabler, Becky Lang, Kelsey McDonough, Courtney Algeo, Bobby Kahn, Makula Dunbar, Stacy Schwartz, Jean Gabler, Mary Turck, Mandy Dwyer, and Betsy Gabler
Photo by Little Zey (Creative Commons)
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